Dave Berry takes a stab at low-carb

Filed under: Celebrity — Tags: — @ March 26, 2004

Miami based columnist Dave Berry (famous for making fun of things we take seriously) took a stab at low-carb diets in his latest column for the International Herald Tribune. Be warned that while there is no science backing his points, it’s sure to make you laugh:

bq. Today, of course, nobody eats bread. People are terrified of all carbohydrates, as evidenced by the recent mass robbery at a midtown Manhattan restaurant, where 87 patrons turned their wallets over to a man armed only with a strand of No. 8 spaghetti. (“Do what he says! He has pasta!”) The city of Beverly Hills has been evacuated twice this month because of reports – false, thank heavens – that terrorists had put a bagel in the water supply.

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